Tuesday, June 2, 2009

what do you do...

what do you do if your best friend just died?
> find a new one?

what do you do when are driving and there's a stupid driver who stops at a green light?
> honk like a mad person and follow that bugger home and assassinate him/her.

what do you do if you have a new maid who can't speak any language you can?
> pictionary?

what do you do when you are on a plane for about 12 hours without a laptop or any type of entertainment?
> press the button and when the ugly transvestite of a stewardess comes, say that i didn't do anything. and do that for the whole 12 hours.

what do you do if someone tells you you are good looking?
> tell me something i don't know?

what do you do when you listen to the YMCA song?
> stop what ever i'm doing and go kill the white people who are dancing to it, including ammani.

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