Wednesday, December 30, 2009

so i ran into this blog...

i can't tell you who's the blogger.
and i can't give you the link.

so this blog is also about this blogger person blogging about stupid people.
and telling the truth to people about how some weird stupid people really are stupid.
just like mine.
well, not lately. but that's the whole point of Sarcasm, anyone?.

so yeah, there was this CBOX thingy.
the chatbox on the sidebar.
i read some posts and found out that some people are bitching about the blogger there.
so i clicked See Previous Messages.
and there were like 19741346 messages there.
since i was like really totally bored, in a very blonde way,
i read them all.
OMG, that was such a good laugh.
i mean seriously people,
kalau hampa nak kutuk orang, tolong la jangan kutuk dalam english. sebab hampa sepatah haram pon tak boleh cakap! kutuk la dalam bahasa ibunda hampa. toksah la dok bagi malu diri sendiri. syok kot bagi aku gelak kat hampa!

yes. that's how fucked/annoyed/angry/funny/sympathetic i feel right now. omg. omg. omg.

it all started with this one person commenting on how it's wrong to bitch on people and shit.
and then came this person who backed her up.
and then came another person who went against her.
and then came another person who backed her up.
and then came another person who went against her.
and then came another person who backed her up.
and it goes on like this.

seriously. omg.
i mean i don't really care about the gist of what they were speaking about.
mostly because i don't really care that much.
well, maybe i do a bit. but then again... that's not the point.

their english; Oh My GOD.
it sucked. like when everytime britney does a concert or something.
that's how much it sucks.
yeah, it sucked THAT FUCKING MUCH until it became too pathetic that i laughed and laughed everytime everyone said something.

since i got really annoyed and stuff,
i commented something.
i said : so i got totally bored and went to this blog and read the cbox thingy. yeah, i'm that bored. omg. u people are so effin' funny. sekoq-sekoq english macam hampeh. serious sh*t, tears came out. and one more thing. not that i care, it's just that i b*tch about people in my blog too. what's so wrong with it? seriously, man. suka hati laaaaaa! hampa sakit tang manaaaa?!?!?!

and oh yes, i had to bring out my malay. kot2 la depa tu bengap, tak paham aku cakap apa.
and oh yes again, i had to use the stars because the CBOX thingy knows when you write bad words on it.

i mean, i don't really care about what they were talking about. maybe i do, a bit. because her blog is kinda like mine.
but seriously mannnnn, what the frog is wrong with it?! suka hati laaaaa! hampa sakit tang manaaaa?!?!?!

so i wanna copypaste something else.

Using only song names from one artist, cleverly answer these questions by posting on your blog or creating a new note on your FB page. Pass it on to people you like including me. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think. Report your note using the song title in your any of favourite no. Enjoy :)

1. Pick your artist:
Lily Allen

2. Are you male or female: Him

3. Describe yourself: Everything's Just Wonderful

4. How do you feel about yourself: Who'd Have Known

5. Describe where you currently live: Not Fair

6. If you could go anywhere, where would you go: LDN

7. Your favorite form of transportation: Friend of Mine

8. Your best friend: Alfie

9. Your favorite color is: Chinese

10. What's the weather like: Shame For You

11. Favorite time of the day: Friday Night (LOL)

12. If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Everyone's At It

13. What is life to you: Knock 'Em Out

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Smile

15. If you could change your name, what would it be: Nan You're A Window Shopper

16. Your favorite food is: Not Big

17. Thought for the day: Never Gonna Happen

18. How you would like to die: Littlest Things

19. Your soul’s present condition: 22

20. Your motto: Fuck You

i can skate!

i can SKATE now.

thanks to Jenny O.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

so Sarcasm, anyone? needs a new post.

hey, since it's kinda like the end of the year.
so why don't i post some year-end/new-year crap?

so 2009 was like the best year so far kinda.
it's kinda the same as 2008. i mean the level of greatness.

wait, what happened this year, huh?
band stuff.
the eurotrip.
some more other cool stuff.

and next year is going to be good, i think.
the tension.
the music.
the fun.
the organizing things.
the enjoyment.
the being a senior thingy. LOL.
the ending of school.
the christmas in australia!
the ending of the year.
the starting of my music career.
yay me!
omg. 2010 is gonna be good. i bet you.

Monday, December 14, 2009

i can't whistle.

so i know this is PATHETIC. but then again, it seems fun to bloat.

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italic the statements that you WISH are true.
The LIST to Bold/Italic/Just-let-it-be:

I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch TV these days.
I own lots of magazines.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’m totally smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I want to cut my hair.
I have at least one sibling.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.

I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I'm happily married
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.

I would rather shop then eat.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.

I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I have dated a close friends’s ex.
I am happy at this moment!!
I’m obsessed with guys (on TV).
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pickup things with my toes
I can’t whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I’m an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy
I am an adrenaline junkie.
I hate Farina Harith.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009