Friday, May 22, 2009


went out with friends.

went to ate first.
proved to them that i can finish a cheeseburger in exactly 3.30 minutes.
totally proven.
plus. i got like 10 seconds left.

then we went up to the cinema.
so here's my review.
we went in late. so we missed the starting by 5 minutes i think.
nvm though.
i feel like suing tgv.
they showed the movie. and then...
suddenly, it skipped from the starting to the ending.
and after that, it continued where it skipped.
and suddenly after that, it skipped to the part before the ending.
and after that, it skipped to the middle of the story.
and after that, it went to 5 minutes of the ending.
and after that, the credits.
it was a good thing we realized that.
so we kinda understood the movie.
it was the dimwitted people surrounding us that were stupid.
get it figured out in your head, enuff la.
xpayah la whisper in a LOUD voice saying, "apo tu? awat dio jadi lagu tu" *read that in the most kampong way u can*
well, i didn't wanna ruin everyone's day by cursing to practically everyone because of the movie, so i just keep it to myself to blog about it.

after the movie,
we went around...
bought shasi's shirt.
then bought my shirt for the wedding.
NOT PINK! yay!

and then...
hmm.. they went home.
leaving me alone, waiting for my dad to finish work, which i had an hour to wait.
so i got bored.

went to the cinema, and bought a ticket to
i have no choice.
it was either that or syurga cinta. ew.
so here's my review.
i can't believe there are actually people making the show a religion.
it was on ships and 'klingons' and 'vulcans' and some stupid 'enterprise'.
omg. that was ugly!
the people was ugly, the movie was ugly, it was uglyyy!
and inside, it was like really really big.
but there was just 4 people including me.
that shows how ugly it is.
seriously, i was sitting there alone.
got too bored, put my hood up.
and think about pupi ani's wedding.
think about band.
think about stuff.
not the movie.
it was 2 freaking hours, man!

i got out, went home and felt soooo happy.
that the movie was over.
oh, the horror!

and that's what happened on 05.21.09.

Monday, May 18, 2009

observing again...

so that day i was in penang.
went to the nasi kandar shariff stall.
obviously, i was uncomfortable with that idea.
well, hmm.

so i went there, and observed.
next to our table, was this table with 4 malays.
3 females and a male.
of one of the females was wearing this really ugly shirt.
it was that shade of pink that makes your eyes want to swim in pepper spray to stop the pain.
the shirt was tight and the sleeves were near sleeveless.
not to mention, she's fat!
a fat malay female wearing tudung and a really tight, sleveless and ugly pink shirt.
and ugly jeans, of course. duh!

whenever she leans back, it's ok.
everything's covered.
when she leans forward to gain her weight (eat),
you can see half of her butt!
it was like she was shouting out to the world "see my butt crack, you WON'T have sleeping problems after that!"
please la, woman!
i do not wanna see your literally fat ass!
the thing is...
it was disgusting and funny at the same time
because she eats, her butt shows.
she doesn't eat, he butt's covered.

then the others are like...
normal la...
a 70 yo malay woman tight wearing jeans.
mid 30s men talking about computer games.
explaining to each other what to press at what point.

people are funny.
so are you.

Monday, May 11, 2009

something you might not find funny if you don't know them...

so i found this and i HAD to copy paste it hear because it's so damn funny and im ROFL!!!!
found in the utusan malaysia website. today!

Jeritan Farina punca dia ditembak perompak

PULAU PINANG 10 Mei - ''Perompak itu panik selepas mendengar isteri saya menjerit. Jeritan itu menyebabkan dia ditembak dari jarak dekat oleh perompak tersebut.''

Demikian cerita Fadil Jab, 22, suami kepada pekerja kedai emas, Farina Romli, 23, yang cedera ditembak dalam rompakan di Kompleks Bukit Jambul di sini malam tadi.

Ketika ditemui di Hospital Pulau Pinang (HPP) di sini hari ini, Fadil bersyukur kerana Farina yang baru dikahwininya 10 bulan lalu terselamat walaupun mengalami kecederaan di bahagian pipi kanan.

Menurutnya, tembakan yang dilepaskan oleh salah seorang daripada tiga perompak itu walaupun tidak tepat, mengenai pipi kanan isterinya dan cukup untuk mencederakan mangsa.

Katanya, Farina agak bernasib baik kerana tembakan itu tidak merosakkan mana-mana urat atau arteri utama wajah isterinya.

''Dia boleh bergerak dan bercakap tetapi asyik mengadu sakit di pipi kanan. Apa pun, saya amat bersyukur kerana keadaannya yang kini stabil,'' ujarnya.

Dalam rompakan nekad kedai emas di Kompleks Bukit Jambul kira-kira pukul 8.30 malam tadi, salah seorang daripada tiga perompak mati akibat ditembak pengawal keselamatan.

Walaupun terbabit dalam insiden itu, kata Fadil, isterinya yang bekerja di kedai emas berkenaan sejak dua tahun lalu tetap enggan mencari pekerjaan lain.

''Kami sekeluarga bimbang dengan keselamatan dan risiko bekerja di kedai emas. Malah, ibu mertua saya telah menasihati Farina supaya berhenti kerja di situ dan mencari kerja di tempat lain tetapi dia enggan kerana sudah selesa bekerja di situ,'' katanya.

Friday, May 8, 2009

we won! we won! we won!

just bragging.we won! we won! we won!
and nikki got best speaker! woohoo!
go nikki!
and the best of all. i didn't stammer at all during POIs!
that's a big achievement.
and i didn't shake!
and i'm HYPERRRRR!

while i was on stage,
looking at the audience.
looking at where badlishah was,
they were smiling!
and weird ugly people i don't know smiled too!
teacher zuriati was the best!
every time i answer a POI,
she'd be the first one to start people clapping!

and the best part of all...
people kept on saying that i look handsome in the outfit!
yay me!
but then, the weirdest thing happened.
akashah came up to me after the competition and said
"whoa. firas. u are so popular. people kept talking about u"
i was like "whaaaa"
and that explains why everyone kept asking my name when they see me.
but it didn't explain why was i 'popular'.
oh well.
i'm handsome and popular.
yay me! again.
but i still wish a few other people could have been there.
lisa! najat! pravin! marcus!!!
but then again. if marcus was there, we wouldn't win.
i'll get too distracted.
we'll talk too much about russell peters.
"nothing. nothing is coming."
" LV - loose. loose is loose. vooten. loose vooten"

now, states.
smkk asked us to kill ibrahim for them.
we will.
then nationals, hopefully.
and then we meet st columba!
roshan's excited about that idea.

and thanks for ALL the congrats i got.

Friday, May 1, 2009

copy-pasting what my dad forwarded.

Having gone thru. the attachment, I've come to know that for the time being there is no VACCINE available, so we need to go thru. following FAQs.
Swine flu

        What is swine flu?

Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza viruses that causes regular outbreaks in pigs.

        Is Swine flu virus contagious?

Swine influenza A (H1N1) virus is contagious and spreads from human to human.

        What are the signs and symptoms of swine flu in people?

Fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Pneumonia and respiratory failure and deaths have been reported.

        How does swine flu spread?

Flu viruses are spread mainly from person to person through coughing or sneezing one day before symptoms develop and up to 7 or more days after becoming sick.

        What should I do to keep from getting the flu?

Wash your hands. Try to stay in good general health. Try not touch surfaces that may be contaminated with the flu virus. Avoid close contact with people who are sick.

        Are there medicines to treat swine flu?Yes.

        How long can viruses live outside the body?

We know that some viruses and bacteria can live 2 hours or longer on surfaces like cafeteria tables, doorknobs, and desks.

        How serious is swine flu infection?

Like seasonal flu, swine flu in humans can vary in severity from mild to severe.

        Can I get swine influenza from eating food?

No. Swine influenza viruses are not spread by food.

        What can I do to protect myself from getting sick?

There is no vaccine available. Take these everyday steps to protect your health:

1.        Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze.

2.        Wash your hands often with soap and water. Alcohol-based hand cleaners are also effective.

3.        Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.

4.        Try to avoid close contact with sick people.