Monday, May 18, 2009

observing again...

so that day i was in penang.
went to the nasi kandar shariff stall.
obviously, i was uncomfortable with that idea.
well, hmm.

so i went there, and observed.
next to our table, was this table with 4 malays.
3 females and a male.
of one of the females was wearing this really ugly shirt.
it was that shade of pink that makes your eyes want to swim in pepper spray to stop the pain.
the shirt was tight and the sleeves were near sleeveless.
not to mention, she's fat!
a fat malay female wearing tudung and a really tight, sleveless and ugly pink shirt.
and ugly jeans, of course. duh!

so...
whenever she leans back, it's ok.
everything's covered.
but.........
when she leans forward to gain her weight (eat),
you can see half of her butt!
it was like she was shouting out to the world "see my butt crack, you WON'T have sleeping problems after that!"
please la, woman!
i do not wanna see your literally fat ass!
the thing is...
it was disgusting and funny at the same time
because she eats, her butt shows.
she doesn't eat, he butt's covered.
EWWWWW!!!!!
EWWWWW!!!!!

then the others are like...
normal la...
a 70 yo malay woman tight wearing jeans.
mid 30s men talking about computer games.
explaining to each other what to press at what point.
hmm...

people are funny.
so are you.

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