Wednesday, June 3, 2009

according to the book of close-mindedness...

according to the book of close-mindedness,

1) you shall not say 'Oh My God'.
2) you shall not wear jeans.
3) you shall not have best friends who are of the opposite sex.
4) you shall not drink coke.
5) you shall not drink alcohol, but you shall smoke a lot.
6) you shall stereotype people.
7) you shall hate people because of their race.
8) you shall look at people of different races walking together and think to yourselves 'This is a disgrace to humanity!'
9) you shall not be in a relationship.
10) you shall look at an indian-looking person wearing a tudung like she has 13 heads.
11) when you see a father and his son who seems to be of different races, you shall look at them like they have 13 heads too.
12) you shall defend your race and trash others.
13) you shall eat other people's food and not pay for them.
14) you shall not say 'What The Hell'.
15) you shall pick your nose and not wash your hands and then either eat or shake other peoples' hands.
16) you shall only think that if you see a male and a female together, they can ONLY be a couple, they can't be siblings, cousins, best friends. and you hate the idea of them being a couple.

and last but not least,

17) you shall hate me for speaking the truth out and making you realize that you are close-minded.

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