so she finally did it!
she broke up with the ignorant selfish airhead man!
she finally grew some balls.
yes, world. i am proud to say that my sister, Farina Harith, now has grown balls of her own.
*long pause*
annnyywayyyysss,
i have to say,
i am proud of myself.
for making her do the right thing.
i mean after 2 years of wasting her life,
this was the best thing she could have done.
but obviously, she couldn't have done it without me.
i was the one who pushed her into it all.
yes, jimah did her part too.
but sorry, 'level-12-barn-buddy-person',
i convinced her more.
na na na na naa...
even though the method of breaking up was not what i had in mind,
(through the phone)
but i'm still satisfied.
what i wanted to happen was that...
she met him.
sat at a table, facing each other.
she would say "i hate you. you smell bad and you think i like you but i don't"
and then she would stand up and either shove a McD sundae cone into his nose or just splash a glass of water to his face, or his crotch.
and then we'd go party.
but u know what happened?
he didn't freaking show up!
he didn't show up!
so she called him,
and she said "eff you, bitch! i want a divorce!"
haha..
i only wish she said that.
but it was something close to that though...
end of the story,
sesiapa yang berminat kepada seorang perempuan Morocco+India+Cina+Arab yang tak berapa betul sikit, sila beri nama, alamat, bangsa, agama, no. telefon anda kepada saya.
sekian terima kasih.
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