FINAS, go die.

so last night, i was watching this malay movie, Kristal Hitam on Astro RIA.

no, people. i didn't watch it because it looks fun.

i watched it, obviously because i have then need to kutuk.

*that's what me and my sister do*

so i was watching the movie...

ladidadidadida....

obviously it was stupid.

duh! what did u think?!

it wasn't yasmin ahmad's.

the main character is that ugly person with the weird name...

i don't know her name, but my mom calls her MISKIYAH.

haha. i know.

i think it's KIRIAH or something. idk.

fauziah gous, and some other ugly talentless people were in there too.

the story was about this miskiyah person.

she was a tomboy.

she wore only male clothes.

and she hated it when people call her a girl.

she took drugs also.

she got kicked out of her father's house for being like that.

she went to KL.

she worked at a workshop, fixing cars.

*note that she knows how to fix cars*

she lives with this girl, fauziah gous,

who had a boyfriend,

who is crazy.

the guy thought that fauziah was dating miskiyah.

ew gila.

so miskiyah got beaten hard by him.

and got raped by him also.

blah, blah, blah,

miskiyah got pregnant.

so she balik kampung.

thinking that she killed the baby by EATING SLICES OF A PINEAPPLE.

i know that it's not good for a pregnant mother to eat pineapple.

but if u want to kill the baby, u don't just eat pineapple, moron!

there's something called an ABORTION!

so then she got to her kampung.

her father's car didn't want to start.

so she fixed it.

and then her father went to town and brought along a friend who has a car problem.

so she fixed it for him.

and then........

the stupid jalil hamid said something that really really pissed me off!

"haa, lain kali tak payah pergi ke bandar hantar kat bengkel CINA tu dah. anak melayu kita boleh buat"

but that was not just it!

he also said,

"nan, ko bukak la bengkel kat sini. tak payah nak harapkan kat CINA saja"

and the thing is...

at the top left corner of the screen was an advertisement, saying "NEGARAKU, SATU MALAYSIA. sambutlah dengan semangat SATU MALAYSIA"

wait.

let me be a mel for a sec.

satu malaysia kepala hotak ko berjambul.

ew, ok, mel mode over.

i posted a status about this on facebook.

and 3 people liked it.

and there were 14 comments.

comments include,

agree:]

where goes the 1 malaysia thing??

juz imagine a chinese movie out there saying the same thing about malays??

would it be the same???

Amazing....... how the "democracy" works.

Well to really make it real...... we need alot alot alot of change of mentality

haha yup..1Malaysia is just a slogan they don't really work on it..

I don't watch malay movies for any moral values but just to release tension..

Irony in Reality lolz

malay movies are gettin suck-ier and suck-ier, no offence, honestly..

so for those of you wondering what happened to the movie,

well, the father found out that she's pregnant.

didn't believe that she was raped.

at the same moment, the guy who raped appeared.

and confessed that he raped her.

and you know what.

that was it.

the credits started to roll up.

THAT WAS EFFIN' IT!

no ending.

so now there's 3 questions going through my mind now.

1. who wrote the stupid script for the stupid movie?

2. how did they approve this movie?

3. FINAS, can you please go die?!