so i ran into this blog...

i can't tell you who's the blogger.

and i can't give you the link.

so this blog is also about this blogger person blogging about stupid people.

and telling the truth to people about how some weird stupid people really are stupid.

just like mine.

well, not lately. but that's the whole point of Sarcasm, anyone?.

so yeah, there was this CBOX thingy.

the chatbox on the sidebar.

i read some posts and found out that some people are bitching about the blogger there.

so i clicked See Previous Messages.

and there were like 19741346 messages there.

since i was like really totally bored, in a very blonde way,

i read them all.

OMG, that was such a good laugh.

i mean seriously people,

kalau hampa nak kutuk orang, tolong la jangan kutuk dalam english. sebab hampa sepatah haram pon tak boleh cakap! kutuk la dalam bahasa ibunda hampa. toksah la dok bagi malu diri sendiri. syok kot bagi aku gelak kat hampa!

yes. that's how fucked/annoyed/angry/funny/sympathetic i feel right now. omg. omg. omg.

it all started with this one person commenting on how it's wrong to bitch on people and shit.

and then came this person who backed her up.

and then came another person who went against her.

and then came another person who backed her up.

and then came another person who went against her.

and then came another person who backed her up.

and it goes on like this.

seriously. omg.

i mean i don't really care about the gist of what they were speaking about.

mostly because i don't really care that much.

well, maybe i do a bit. but then again... that's not the point.

their english; Oh My GOD.

it sucked. like when everytime britney does a concert or something.

that's how much it sucks.

yeah, it sucked THAT FUCKING MUCH until it became too pathetic that i laughed and laughed everytime everyone said something.

since i got really annoyed and stuff,

i commented something.

i said : so i got totally bored and went to this blog and read the cbox thingy. yeah, i'm that bored. omg. u people are so effin' funny. sekoq-sekoq english macam hampeh. serious sh*t, tears came out. and one more thing. not that i care, it's just that i b*tch about people in my blog too. what's so wrong with it? seriously, man. suka hati laaaaaa! hampa sakit tang manaaaa?!?!?!

and oh yes, i had to bring out my malay. kot2 la depa tu bengap, tak paham aku cakap apa.

and oh yes again, i had to use the stars because the CBOX thingy knows when you write bad words on it.

i mean, i don't really care about what they were talking about. maybe i do, a bit. because her blog is kinda like mine.

but seriously mannnnn, what the frog is wrong with it?! suka hati laaaaa! hampa sakit tang manaaaa?!?!?!

so i wanna copypaste something else.

Using only song names from one artist, cleverly answer these questions by posting on your blog or creating a new note on your FB page. Pass it on to people you like including me. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think. Report your note using the song title in your any of favourite no. Enjoy :)

1. Pick your artist: Lily Allen

2. Are you male or female: Him

3. Describe yourself: Everything's Just Wonderful

4. How do you feel about yourself: Who'd Have Known

5. Describe where you currently live: Not Fair

6. If you could go anywhere, where would you go: LDN

7. Your favorite form of transportation: Friend of Mine

8. Your best friend: Alfie

9. Your favorite color is: Chinese

10. What's the weather like: Shame For You

11. Favorite time of the day: Friday Night (LOL)

12. If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Everyone's At It

13. What is life to you: Knock 'Em Out

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Smile

15. If you could change your name, what would it be: Nan You're A Window Shopper

16. Your favorite food is: Not Big

17. Thought for the day: Never Gonna Happen

18. How you would like to die: Littlest Things

19. Your soul’s present condition: 22

20. Your motto: Fuck You

i can skate!

hey!

i can SKATE now.

thanks to Jenny O.

so Sarcasm, anyone? needs a new post.

hey, since it's kinda like the end of the year.

so why don't i post some year-end/new-year crap?

hmm.

so 2009 was like the best year so far kinda.

it's kinda the same as 2008. i mean the level of greatness.

wait, what happened this year, huh?

band stuff.

the eurotrip.

some more other cool stuff.

and next year is going to be good, i think.

the tension.

the music.

the fun.

the organizing things.

the enjoyment.

the being a senior thingy. LOL.

the ending of school.

the christmas in australia!

the ending of the year.

the starting of my music career.

yay me!

omg. 2010 is gonna be good. i bet you.

i can't whistle.

so i know this is PATHETIC. but then again, it seems fun to bloat.

The RULES:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italic the statements that you WISH are true.
The LIST to Bold/Italic/Just-let-it-be:

I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch TV these days.
I own lots of magazines.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’m totally smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I want to cut my hair.
I have at least one sibling.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I'm happily married
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I have dated a close friends’s ex.
I am happy at this moment!!
I’m obsessed with guys (on TV).
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pickup things with my toes
I can’t whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I’m an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy
I am an adrenaline junkie.

I hate Farina Harith.

oioioioi!

i have new posts on www.russtravelsagain.blogspot.com!

finally, i am going already.

so, hello small, short people.

i will be leaving tomorrow.

heading from penang to KL at 10 a.m.

from KL to stansted at 3 p.m.

wuhoo!

so since i love blogging...

no scratch that.

since i love BLOATING,

i will have a new blog on my eurotrip.

just for the eurotrip.

why?

because i want to.

i will be updating whenever i get the chance.

to bloat.

i won't be able to have internet connection 24/7.

but i will write something on my StickyPad,

and i'll copy and paste it on my blog.

so it will be a few entries at once.

you can find the blog if...

step one - go to my blogger profile.

step two - find the blog titled 'Europe, anyone?'

step three - click it.

step four - if u want me to tell you what step four is, u are stupid. JUST READ and WEEP!

www.russtravelsagain.blogspot.com

oh yeah, baby! i'm leavin' on a freakin' jet plane!

all my bags are packed and i'm ready to go

i'm standin here outside my door

i hate to be a bitch, so I wont lie

that the dawn is breakin it's early morn

the taxi's waitin he's blowin his horn

already i'm so happy i could die

so loathe me and bitch on me

tell me that you'll cry for me

hate me like you hate Britney the ho

cause i'm leavin on a jet plane

I never want to come back again

oh babe i cant wait to go

there's so many times i let you down

so many times i've played around

but i tell you now they do mean something

every place i go I won’t think of you

every song i'll sing i'll say fuck you

so I guess that shows that you don’t mean a thing

so loathe me and bitch on me

tell me that you'll cry for me

hate me like you hate Britney the ho

cause i'm leavin on a jet plane

I really don’t wanna come back again

oh babe I’m eager to go

now the time has come to leave you

one more time now let me bloat on you

open your ears and i'll be bloating away

I dream about the days to come

when i won't have to see you and be alone

about the times that i wont have to see your face....

so loathe me and bitch on me

tell me that you'll cry for me

hate me like you hate Britney the ho

cause i'm leavin on a jet plane

I never want to come back again

oh babe I cant wait to go

i'm leavin on a jet plane

I really don’t want to come back again

oh babe I cant wait to go

i'm leavin on a jet plane

I’d kill to not come back again

oh babe i’m eager to go

yay! i'm leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

leavin on a jet plane

omg. she's 52!

name : bebe rahimah bt. abdul aziz

birthdate : 21st november 1957

age : 52.

.happy birthday, mak.

.i love you.

hello, sore losers and ugly people.

apparently i can't upload pictures.

because i freakin' left my freakin' camera at home.

SHIT.

but then again,

i'll just blab here.

so we WON the BEST VERBAL PRESENTATION AWARD!

wuhoo!

i'm actually tired of getting that award already.

i mean THREE times already. THREE!

well, one doesn't really count as one. maybe a half? or 3/4?

LOL.

well that's a different story.

moving on.

we wooooonnnn! that award only.

we were on TV.

we're on youtube.

we're on eduwebtv (not that i am proud of it).

we're everywhere!

and we're very HAPPY.

found some new good friends.

decent people, as what i said to Deborah and Lakshana.

never thought we'd find any though.

LOL, it's amazing that everyone connects through Facebook.

so yes, now we have the ability to keep in touch.

oh and yeah.

SCHOOL'S OVERRR!!!!!!!!!

SCHOOL'S EFFIN' OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!

for this year, i mean.

and,

OH AND YEAH.

I AM LEAVING FOR MY EUROTRIP,

IN FIVE(5) DAYS!

FIVE.

FIVE.

FIVE.

FIVE.

you can count FIVE with only ONE hand. LOL.

omg, omg.

o.m.g.

PS : penang free didn't win anything! woot woot! just wanted to get that out.

urgh.

urgh.

this is depressing.

i decided not to post up the ***e*.

it's for the best.

o.0...

so. annyywwaaayyyyssssss,

i'm off to KL tomorrow. the 7 of us.

i will upload pics, don't worry.

wish us luck!

but the shitty thing is...

if we win, i'm having problems going to London for the internationals.

i mean, i will be around there.

"but gimme money la!"

LOL

CE2! sucks.

LOL?

so this is my post on how stupid these people are. not telling you who. but you know them very well...

*need i say more?

stupid people with nothing to do. that's what you are. very stupid. daft, ignorant, dull-witted, thickheaded and soft in the head. that's what you really are. making assumptions and spreading rumors that aren't true. what does that do to you? satisfactory, you may say. question. and what do you get from this so-called satisfactory? pride and joy? no. hell no. what you people get is just hatred and shame. yes, shame on you. shame on your stupid, small, tiny mind.

i know that you're stupid and all. but can't u at least find something else to do? or at least, go pick on someone who has the same level of IQ with you, which is close to a chicken's. i mean, why? why did you start all these rumors and made people look bad? is ruining reputations your day job? and why did you believe these rumors? and also, why the hell did you react like it's such a bad thing and took totally unnecessary actions? you should know, that people with minds to think, like us, we do not care. why the hell should we? we know our rights. we know that it was nothing. we know that we are we. we are so not you.

condemn me, hate me, loathe me for writing this. do that. i've being doing that to you since the day your people came alive. we are not afraid of you. we are not afraid of your pitiful actions. do what you want to do. we don't care. we have our pride.

i know that it didn't involve me. but i am still furious. i have my beliefs. i know what to do, i know what not to do. i have brains, thank you very much. you don't. you just have air flowing inside your head. i would do anything to defend myself and defend them. because it was nothing. it was more than nothing. it was just diddly-squat. and what did you do? you go make a huge fuss out of it. out of what other stupid people told you. so now being able to think like a full grown mature, positive-thinking person is wrong. oh, assholes will always stay assholes, no matter what.

please, i am begging you. just please go and get education. get education on life. not everything is about books. not everything is in books. books are useless at times. it makes you not think. lose 'em for once. i used to say crap about you people, insult, hate and loathe. but now i am just begging you to have brains. is that too much to ask?

THINK, people, THINK! just FUCKING THINK!!!

*

i am writing this to show support of my dear friends. hey, i'm with you. just call me, i'll be there fighting for people like us.

14 days more, biyotches!

we've evolved from this...

to this...

and we still behave like this...

14 more days, people!

loathe. please. just loathe.

it took me a while, but then again...

this was taken and edited like in early october.

i got bored and didn't know what to upload.

we got bored, waiting for 'what's-his-name-again?'.

.

credits to fiqa. for the camera and for editing.

today was... hectic and madness.

it was tiresome. no doubt.

so after the 2-hour-long debate,

we came to a conclusion...

and

and after the debate, i was looking for sean.

only to find out that he was already home.

but it's ok.

found elin and the gang.

hung out.

laughed.

LOL.

so adam is now my official partner in pissing elin off.

woohoo.

.

today was fun.

i needed it.

.

*and yes, i had to blog about my day. it was too good.

i miss my acting days.

missing the lights, the cameras, the lines and the "firas! speak louder!".

it was 2006.

i can't believe it has been that long.

shit, my desktop's busted.

the pictures are in there.

.

fuckk. yes. that's the fucking word.

.

i miss sam, amie, and jazreen.

oh yeah, not forgetting little prop master, anne marie.

it's a good thing that we still contact each other.

i wonder what happened to aidan though.

*just searched on facebook and found him*

LOL

back then, we were...

sam - 15

amie - 12

jazreen - 17

me - 13

anne - 12

now, we are

sam - 18

amie - 15

jazreen - 20!

me - 16

anne - 15

haha.

we were so freakin' young.

and that was just Snips and Snaps.

what about the Disney Channel TVC!

LOL.

did it with sam.

i dragged her with me for the SnS audition.

and LOL. the both of us got it.

haha.

i can't believe that the commercial is still on.

it's been 4 years!

they've been playing the same one every friday.

LOL.

i will try to get it on YouTube though.

but for now,

watch this.

it was taken by sam at a drunken state of mind.

this is hilarious.

that was freakin' it!

flawless.

i bloat. yes i do. hate me, please.

ok well,

i woke up early on a friday morning.

i know, wutafunk rite?!

so i decided to bloat.

and make people jealous of me and hate me.

especially farina h., farah h., elin s., fiqa s., wan h., zahin z., nadira a., anas a., ok do i have to list down everybody i know? i dont think so.

LOL

and today, people, i will bloat about my Eurotrip this November/December/January.

i will be telling you about the plan.

and oh yeah, i will not be going with the whole clan.

it's just me and ammani! woohooooo!

25th Nov.

- Departing to Standsted Airport, Heathrow, England.

- Arriving in Standsted Airport, Heathrow, England.

26th Nov.

- Heading to London, at midnight.

- Fooling around in London.

- Taking a bus to Cardiff, Wales.

- Arriving in Cardiff, Wales.

27th Nov.

- We have the whole day to ourselves.

- Shopping.

- Skating.

- Bedonk-a-donk-ing.

28th Nov.

- Refer 27th Nov.

29th Nov.

- Departing to Hamburg, Germany.

- Stopping by Amsterdam along the way.

- Arriving in Hamburg, Germany.

30th Nov. - 6th Dec.

- We were not informed of what we would be doing for that particular week. It's a surprise, even for us.

7th Dec.

- Departing to Schelbronn, Germany.

- Arriving in Schelbronn, Germany.

8th Dec.

- Settling down.

9th Dec. - 14th Dec. (uncertain)

- Switzerland, baby! The ELPS!!!

15th Dec. - 24th Dec.

- In Schelbronn.

- Maybe going somewhere. It's still unconfirmed yet.

25th Dec.

- CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! need i say more?

26th Dec. - 31st Dec.

- Possibility of France, Berlin, etc.

1st Jan.

- NEW YEARS!!!

2nd Jan.

- Starting to pack.

- Bidding goodbyes.

3rd Jan.

- Departure to KLIA.

- Arrival at KLIA.

- Departure to Penang Airport.

- Arrival at Penang Airport.

.

so tell me, how much do u hate me?

'she knows'.

bumped.

bumping.

bumping.

bumping.

bumping.

bumping.

bumber cars.

bumping.

da bump da bump bump.

bumping.

bumping.

smash into you.

.

i'm boredddd.

elin wants me to write a review.

no, it's not gonna be about Gossip Girl this time.

well, i can't believe i watched this particular movie at the cinema though.

it was so freakin' embarrassing.

it was last 2 weeks i guess.

the movie was......

....what if i don't say what the name is?.....

huh??..... well, it's Papadom.

well, the movie was good.

apparently, it was VERY funny.

i never laugh like i did, at the movies.

i mean, normally...

there were flaws.

duh!

but the movie was actually really good.

good plot, tak merapu.

acting... liyana dismay or something tu not really.

the chinese girl, chelsea something as yvonne. she was the best!

i've never seen a better chinese actress than her.

so there's 2 things i wanna kutuk about.

one's about the movie,

one's about the PEOPLE who watched to movie, behind us.

let's start with what's wrong with the movie.

well, there were remarks made by the actors.

racist remarks.

1. scha al-yahya said to this malay girl, talking about a chinese girl:

"dia tu bukan orang kita, dia xhot. orang kita baru hot. if you know what i mean"

- oi! WTF was that?! that is just totally freakin' unnecessary! it has no relevance to the whole story. and plus, it is terribly untrue!

i blame the person who wrote the script.

2. afdlin was the one making the papadoms, so there was this guy singing:

"dia bukan india, bukan mamak, tapi pandai buat papadom"

- again, OI! so what?! why do u have to discriminate to this extent?! mangkok. so now what? other races can't make papadoms?

so then don't eat rice la. only the japanese can.

so, NOW comes the trashing of the stupid people in the cinema.

we entered the cinema early.

well, a little bit too early.

but, we weren't the only ones who were early.

there was this other group of friends (malays, duh! in their mid 20s i guess)

they just came out of cerok tok kun perhaps.

omg, the noise!

and guess what, they sat right behind me.

then there was this family, with 3 kids with them.

running around and screaming.

the went waaayyy down. thank god!

but still, the noise could be heard.

so then the movie started.

the people behind(i'm just gonna call them the hushlesses) continued on talking.

but surprisingly, the one with the kids actually shut up!

omg! the whole way through the movie, they were making remarks.

like "lawok gilo!" or "awat detu jadi lagu tu?" or "oi, tengok tu oi, tengok tu!".

but that was not it, besides those type of phrases,

guess what they also did.

they repeated the lines! and they explained to each other what happened.

OUT FREAKING LOUD!

at that point, AZRIN seems like a silent movie!

halfway through the movie, the kids became bored.

and started to run around in the theatre.

and so yes, being typically malaysian parents, they were running without being stopped.

ahh yes, people running around in the theatre.

the only thing missing is the huslesses making remarks.

and guess what?

they did speak LOUDLY "ee budok budok tu boleh dok laghi dalam ni. apo lo depo tu"

AAAAAAARGH!

but the best part is...

somewhere in the movie, they were watching a movie.

and so some of the audiences were talking and making noise.

so then afdlin said "apa la dalam movie pon nak ckp2 lg. bising ja"

hahahahhaha!

that goes for YOU, the stupid bloody effin' hushlesses!

and the thing is, they were talking while he was saying that.

but fortunately, they heard it and they reduced their amount of noise.

probably because my sister and i were like laughing more than usual at that statement

LOL

but still, the hushlesses remained hushless.

.

serious la, you people need therapy.

it's been just too long.

ok.

well this blog is so effin' dead.

so i am awakening it.

so in this post, i will be doing something i don't usually do.

i'm going to write an update about myself! =D

.

=|

hmm.

let's start...

from raya...

=> raya this year was in taiping.

=> saw many weird people in taiping, duh! baju kurung, baju melayu pagi2 raya in KFC!!!

=> 3 days after raya was my dad's 60th birthday. we had an open house thingy... the girls and zah came!

=> after that, back to skool.

=> 2 weeks later, i was diagnosed with piles or widely known as hemorrhoid.

=> 2 days after that, i healed.

=> the 4 days after i healed was the deepavali hols. went to the movies, went to the beach, and shopped.

=> and then back to skool.

=> then, there was the SBS Band AGM. i officially became the Band Leader for the year 2009/2010. fiqa became the Secretary, najat became the Uniform Master, zah became the Quarter Master, wan became the Conductor, bulat became my assistant!

=> next came the weekend. ammani and i were on the phone 24/7. planning about the Eurotrip.

=> and then was the sembelih day. i sembelihed 2 chickens! woohoo!

=> after that, there came this boring manic monday. where i decided to write this post.

and yes everyone. this officially proves that my life has been really boring for the past few months.

.

.

excuse me while i go make sure my life goes more ordinary.

so i haven't been writing for a while now...

and i have no idea on what to write.

i got too bored. (i'm having my emo mode on)

Have you ever faked sick?
* who hasn't?

What was the last lie you said?
* too many. i don't know which one was the last one.

Have you ever cried during a movie?
* no.

Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
* taylor momsen.

Have you ever danced in the rain?
* i think.

Have you ever been drunk?
* oh yes. with bu iman! chocolate cream chip baby!

Have you ever tried tried drugs?
* no.

Do you smoke?
* i curse the day the mayans and the aztecs came to life.

What is your full name?
* Muhammad Firas Bin Harith Fadhilah

Have you ever been in a car accident?
* yes.

Have you ever had an online relationship?
* i was scamming this weird scottish girl. she fell for it! haha!

Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
* no.

What is your favourite sport to play?
* swim?

Have you ever made a prank phone call?
* countless times.

What's your favourite childhood memory?
* LA 2000.

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?
* not running away from home before it got too late.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
* a musician far away from here.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
* come to really think of it, not really.

Do you believe in karma?
* yes.

Who was your first crush?
* ani, i guess.

Who do you have a crush on?
* no one.

How would you describe yourself?
* imperfect in every way.

What are you afraid of?
* death.

What does your screen name mean?
* my name.

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?
* the ones that involves me being tall.

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?
* as far as i can remember, i am the only one who says mean things in this world.

What is your greatest strength?
* music. but at this point, i'd have to say.. patience in surviving this life with these people around me.

What is your greatest weakness?
* i can't seem to find any.

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?
* mak, tutup lampu balik! bukak kipas!

What is your first thought before you go to bed?
* new york, new york.

Do you get along with your family?
* question mark.

Do you play any instruments?
* 16 to be exact.

Do you think you're attractive?
* yes.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
* no.

What kind of piercings do you want to have?
* on my penis. :-|

Who makes you laugh?
* ammani.

Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
* anyone will do, as long as he/she's in new york.

What is one thing scientists should invent?
* time machine, exactly.

Do you watch or read the news?
* neither.

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?
* i'm anti stereotype.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
* prince consuela bananahammock of crap bag.

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go
* 15th march 1993.

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?
* where i live.

Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
* yes. depends on who they are.

What do you want your friends to think about you?
* do i look like i care of what they think?

Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?
* too many.

Have you ever bitten someone?
* yes.

When's your birthday?
* march 16th 1993.

Have you ever stolen anything?
* a bath robe from a hotel. my dad gave it back.

Do you make wishes on shooting stars?
* if i see one, i will tell you.

Do you remember your dreams?
* if their important or funny.

Have you ever been in love?
* no.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
* NIGHT!

Do you have any phobias?
* mels.

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
* can't think of the meanest thing. all 1000 of them are kinda the same level of very high meanness.

How many screen names do you have?
* a lot.

Have you ever had a nightmare?
* yes.

Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?
* friends.

Would you ever participate in a threesome?
* sure! :-|

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
* haha.. monica moment.

Have you ever written a love letter?
* no.

Have you ever attempted suicide?
* no.

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
* boxer-briefs/butthuggers.

Do you have any hidden talents?
* a lot.

What is one thing you want me to know about you?
* i hate this place.

What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?
* vadaa!

Do you usually prefer books or movies?
* movies.

Who is your favourite person to talk to?
* ammani.

Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?
* no one.

Would you ever have sex before marriage?
* elin's answer. haha, yea rite.

Who do you talk to most on the phone?
* ammani!

How do you vent your anger?
* release.

Have you ever been on a diet?
* no.

Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?
* younger yes. older no maybe.

Is your best friend a virgin?
* nope.

What's a rumor someone has spread about you?
* too many.

What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
* none.

Have you ever wanted to murder someone?
* oh yes!

Have you ever hated someone?
* duh!

Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
* phone.

Do you consider yourself popular?
* haha. yes.

Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?
* no.

Are you happy with the person you are becoming?
* yes.

Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?
* yes!

What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?
* being a musician in new york.

Are you happy with the life you have ?
* no. i love me. but i hate this place.