Monday, October 26, 2009

elin wants me to write a review.

no, it's not gonna be about Gossip Girl this time.

well, i can't believe i watched this particular movie at the cinema though.
it was so freakin' embarrassing.
it was last 2 weeks i guess.
the movie was......
....what if i don't say what the name is?.....
huh??..... well, it's Papadom.

well, the movie was good.
apparently, it was VERY funny.
i never laugh like i did, at the movies.
i mean, normally...

there were flaws.
duh!
but the movie was actually really good.
good plot, tak merapu.
acting... liyana dismay or something tu not really.
the chinese girl, chelsea something as yvonne. she was the best!
i've never seen a better chinese actress than her.

so there's 2 things i wanna kutuk about.
one's about the movie,
one's about the PEOPLE who watched to movie, behind us.

let's start with what's wrong with the movie.
well, there were remarks made by the actors.
racist remarks.

1. scha al-yahya said to this malay girl, talking about a chinese girl:
"dia tu bukan orang kita, dia xhot. orang kita baru hot. if you know what i mean"
- oi! WTF was that?! that is just totally freakin' unnecessary! it has no relevance to the whole story. and plus, it is terribly untrue!
i blame the person who wrote the script.

2. afdlin was the one making the papadoms, so there was this guy singing:
"dia bukan india, bukan mamak, tapi pandai buat papadom"
- again, OI! so what?! why do u have to discriminate to this extent?! mangkok. so now what? other races can't make papadoms?
so then don't eat rice la. only the japanese can.

so, NOW comes the trashing of the stupid people in the cinema.

we entered the cinema early.
well, a little bit too early.
but, we weren't the only ones who were early.

there was this other group of friends (malays, duh! in their mid 20s i guess)
they just came out of cerok tok kun perhaps.
omg, the noise!
and guess what, they sat right behind me.

then there was this family, with 3 kids with them.
running around and screaming.
the went waaayyy down. thank god!
but still, the noise could be heard.

so then the movie started.
the people behind(i'm just gonna call them the hushlesses) continued on talking.
but surprisingly, the one with the kids actually shut up!

omg! the whole way through the movie, they were making remarks.
like "lawok gilo!" or "awat detu jadi lagu tu?" or "oi, tengok tu oi, tengok tu!".
but that was not it, besides those type of phrases,
guess what they also did.
they repeated the lines! and they explained to each other what happened.
OUT FREAKING LOUD!
at that point, AZRIN seems like a silent movie!

halfway through the movie, the kids became bored.
and started to run around in the theatre.
and so yes, being typically malaysian parents, they were running without being stopped.

ahh yes, people running around in the theatre.
the only thing missing is the huslesses making remarks.
and guess what?
they did speak LOUDLY "ee budok budok tu boleh dok laghi dalam ni. apo lo depo tu"
AAAAAAARGH!

but the best part is...
somewhere in the movie, they were watching a movie.
and so some of the audiences were talking and making noise.
so then afdlin said "apa la dalam movie pon nak ckp2 lg. bising ja"
hahahahhaha!
that goes for YOU, the stupid bloody effin' hushlesses!
and the thing is, they were talking while he was saying that.
but fortunately, they heard it and they reduced their amount of noise.
probably because my sister and i were like laughing more than usual at that statement
LOL

but still, the hushlesses remained hushless.
.
serious la, you people need therapy.

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