Tuesday, August 11, 2009

ok, so i owe her a post.

the event took place some time ago. i'm just posting this like it just happened. or it would be weird.

so she finally did it!
she broke up with the ignorant selfish airhead man!
she finally grew some balls.
yes, world. i am proud to say that my sister, Farina Harith, now has grown balls of her own.

*long pause*

annnyywayyyysss,
i have to say,
i am proud of myself.
for making her do the right thing.
i mean after 2 years of wasting her life,
this was the best thing she could have done.
but obviously, she couldn't have done it without me.
i was the one who pushed her into it all.
yes, jimah did her part too.
but sorry, 'level-12-barn-buddy-person',
i convinced her more.
na na na na naa...

even though the method of breaking up was not what i had in mind,
(through the phone)
but i'm still satisfied.
what i wanted to happen was that...
she met him.
sat at a table, facing each other.
she would say "i hate you. you smell bad and you think i like you but i don't"
and then she would stand up and either shove a McD sundae cone into his nose or just splash a glass of water to his face, or his crotch.
and then we'd go party.
but u know what happened?
he didn't freaking show up!
he didn't show up!
so she called him,
and she said "eff you, bitch! i want a divorce!"
haha..
i only wish she said that.
but it was something close to that though...

end of the story,
sesiapa yang berminat kepada seorang perempuan Morocco+India+Cina+Arab yang tak berapa betul sikit, sila beri nama, alamat, bangsa, agama, no. telefon anda kepada saya.

sekian terima kasih.

Monday, August 10, 2009

im sick and i hate being sick!


i am going through , and . and i can sense that a is coming.

but i can still .





Wednesday, August 5, 2009

i just bought the H1N1 mask and i look like michael jackson!


i mean when he was still black. and if he had super-short hair.





Tuesday, August 4, 2009

i hate sickness.

the title says it all?

Monday, August 3, 2009

the heart of life.

I hate to see you cry
Lying there in that position
There's things you need to hear
So turn off your tears and listen

Pain throws you heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
No, it won't all go the way, it should
But I know the heart of life is good

You know it's nothing new
Bad news never had good timing
Then the circle of your friends
Will defend the silver lining

Pain throws your heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
No, it won't all go the way, it should
But I know the heart of life is good

(Whistle Interlude)

Pain throws your heart to the ground
Love turns the whole thing around
Fear is a friend who's misunderstood
But I know the heart of life is good

I know it's good


This is actually a good song by John Mayer. I recommend it.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Evolver - John Legend


so i figured that russ' review's on smksb's english ocean magazine should be goin' online.
so i'm reviewing on John Legend's latest album, Evolver.

I know it's a little bit too late to be reviewing on this album as it was released ages ago. I've had it for a long time already. And it took me just a weekend to find out that it was actually pretty good. Vocals, amazing. Songs, great. Entertaining, yes. Very much.

The 15-track album starts off with an intro, Good Morning Intro. Followed by the first single of the album, Green Light. Andre 3000's 'comeback' kinda worked. The track shows the maturity of him. And that's a good thing. After that, is the track It's Over featuring Kanye West. Followed by my currently favourite song and my current ringtone, Everybody Knows. It shows that John Legend is not the Young Jeezy type, not that I'm saying that Jeezy is bad. I'm saying that John Legend is the Raphael Saadiq kind. The mature, experienced, genius and vocal type. And then there's a track with Brandy, Quickly. Need I explain more? Two music geniuses working on a track. Wooh! No Other Love, featuring Estelle is also kinda laid back and cool. Great song. More tracks that I like are This Time, If You're Out There and I Love, You Love.

I give 4 1/2 out of 5 stars for this album. So get your asses on the car seat and go buy this album, legally.

DON'T SUPPORT PIRACY AND AIR-CONDITIONERS! SAVE THE WORLD!

the term was inspired by my sister.