language.

girls. us males, to be frank, we hate the way you type things. because some of you are just hypocrites. notice that i say some. not all. but you can say almost all malaysian girls. including you, my patient.

1. some of you type stuff you never say out.

2. some of you type in a KL accent, but you never use it while you speak.

3. and some of you type things and think they're cute, but obviously they're not.

4. some of you add stuff to words.

examples of no. 1.

dear - you never say it. and us guys, we hate it to the max. it's ugly and disgusting.

darling - need i say more?

babe - more ew. especially when you use it among yourselves. it's like you're trying too hard to be in some american tv show.

examples of no. 2.

biase la tu - where in real life - besa la tu

knape ko tak cakap dkt aku? - in real life - awat yang hang tak habaq kat aku?

rimasnyerr - in real life - eh, haghu ngat eh!

examples of no. 3.

co cweet - it's coo not cweet! it makes me puke my crap out.

sowwy - you can type all 5 words, but you HAVE to change it to sowwy. sometimes, it's sowwie.

cayunk - ewwwww!

examples of no. 4.

aperr - it's APA, ok?!

weyh - it's OI, ok?!

neyh - it's NI, ok?! it sounds like a horse. you never say 'bestnya lagu *neigh*'.

and these are just 3 of each.

there's way lots more.

maybe there will be more examples coming later or much later on.

just to tell you girls that us guys hate it.