Sunday, December 27, 2009
so Sarcasm, anyone? needs a new post.
Monday, December 14, 2009
i can't whistle.
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italic the statements that you WISH are true.
The LIST to Bold/Italic/Just-let-it-be:
I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch TV these days.
I own lots of magazines.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’m totally smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I want to cut my hair.
I have at least one sibling.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I'm happily married
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I have dated a close friends’s ex.
I am happy at this moment!!
I’m obsessed with guys (on TV).
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pickup things with my toes
I can’t whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I’m an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy
I am an adrenaline junkie.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
finally, i am going already.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
oh yeah, baby! i'm leavin' on a freakin' jet plane!
all my bags are packed and i'm ready to go
i'm standin here outside my door
i hate to be a bitch, so I wont lie
that the dawn is breakin it's early morn
the taxi's waitin he's blowin his horn
already i'm so happy i could die
so loathe me and bitch on me
tell me that you'll cry for me
hate me like you hate Britney the ho
cause i'm leavin on a jet plane
I never want to come back again
oh babe i cant wait to go
there's so many times i let you down
so many times i've played around
but i tell you now they do mean something
every place i go I won’t think of you
every song i'll sing i'll say fuck you
so I guess that shows that you don’t mean a thing
so loathe me and bitch on me
tell me that you'll cry for me
hate me like you hate Britney the ho
cause i'm leavin on a jet plane
I really don’t wanna come back again
oh babe I’m eager to go
now the time has come to leave you
one more time now let me bloat on you
open your ears and i'll be bloating away
I dream about the days to come
when i won't have to see you and be alone
about the times that i wont have to see your face....
so loathe me and bitch on me
tell me that you'll cry for me
hate me like you hate Britney the ho
cause i'm leavin on a jet plane
I never want to come back again
oh babe I cant wait to go
i'm leavin on a jet plane
I really don’t want to come back again
oh babe I cant wait to go
i'm leavin on a jet plane
I’d kill to not come back again
oh babe i’m eager to go
yay! i'm leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
leavin on a jet plane
Saturday, November 21, 2009
omg. she's 52!
