hello, all. introduction.

so i'm blogging again! 

i write what i think, what i want to. duh!

words from me may hurt. no. screw that. they will hurt.

i'm very cynical, and i've been told to be the most depressing 16-year-old ever lived.

it's true.

i dislike everyone, so i will trash on people in this blog.

i don't really like dishin' about skool, but if i don't i'll only be talking about watching tv or my sister's screwed up love life.

so i might as well just write about everything. to amuse you.

my blog might be interesting. i mean, hey, u never find a straight guy who appreciates billie holiday, the cheetah girls and the saw collection at the same time.

i hate sports, so my life should be interesting.

unlike a very close person i know, i don't judge famous people by the size of their boobs [fake or not, male or female]. i don't even care if their boobs are uneven. good attitude, i accept.

and by that, i mean that shaving your head and hitting a toyota with an umbrella is something that i don't accept.

for all of you guys who are curious about the reason i put 'confessions of dr. phil' as my blog title is because of my underweight, in-a-mess-of-a-life patient.

yes. i have a patient. and i'm her dr. phil.

you wouldn't believe how 'noob' and clueless this person can get when it comes to her love life. :-p

for those of you who are asking whether i will put her problems up in here or not, the answer is yes. no. maybe?

let's just put it this way. she owns a ring, she's in my blog. LOL.

*imagining how pissed she is right now. but at the same time, she's laughing her ass off*

i always agree to disagree and i always agree with what's fair. so if you have nothing to do and you feel like arguing, comment me and i will surely post something on that matter, to argue.