we bowl.

went bowling. in pacific.

apparently, makciks looooove to bowl.

there were countless makciks bowling in ugly outfits.

and these makciks dance when they hit something.

even if it's just one pin.

and then there was a guy.

not a guy actually.

a man.

a very old man.

who seems gay.

and bowls like he wants to fly and push down the pins himself.

at first, it was hilarious.

but then it got annoying.

overall, it was fun.

i won the first round!

yay!

LOL

so i'm going kayaking tomorrow!

woohoot!

there's gonna be abseiling and that obstacle course thingy too!

again, woohoot!

viv's tag.

Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
> i will make it look like im interested.

Tell me about your dancing style?
> pop it, lock it, polka-dot it.

Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
> if it's really funny.

What is your most used cuss word?
> shit, i guess.

Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
> yes.

Name the seven dwarfs
> yan, isu, fiqa, shahirah, afiq, bucik, adilah!!!!

When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
> if i bend my knees.

What is the most difficult thing you've ever had to overcome?
> vanilla or strawberry.

Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
> it kinda is.

Do u know anyone who is a pathological liar?
> i see him everyday, in the mirror. oopsie.

Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
> countless.

Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
> 2 options. it's either they are mels or they went to sekolah memandu ayam.

What is the best pick up line you've ever heard?
> "hey, u want me to pick u up?"

Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
> the one where there is AIDS involved.

If your body odor was a food scent, what would you want to smell like?
> MILKA!!!!!

hariputar.

so i just came back from watching hariputar with the guys.

the movie was good.

but the stupid ugly buttheads next to me weren't.

mel gila!

one of them has already watched the movie.

so he was talking at the top of his lungs, explaining to his dimwitted friends about the movie.

not only the movie. he also explained from the first until the fifth.

talking loudly throughout the movie was one thing,

explaining all the wrong things was another!

plus, if they were explaining in normal language xpa lg.

it was the kampungest kedah accent i have ever heard.

and apparently, draco malfoy has changed his name to draco maFLoy.

but hey, that's not even close to the worst part.

halfway through the movie, came this... stench.

poop stench.

we all thought it was the baby in front of us.

but then.....

no it wasn't.

it was the stupid mel beside me,

who did not only farted.

but actually crapped in his own pants.

as soon as he noticed that we all were covering our noses,

he quickly stood up and went to the toilet.

when he stood up, the stench became more and more clear that he crapped.

even 5 minutes after he left, it was still smelly.

and HE IS NOT 3 YEARS OLD.

HE IS AT LEAST 22!

but other than that, it was a fun day.

bumper car with zahin was cool.

eventhough my knees hurt.

skool 2moro.

tamauuuuu!

got bored...

SBS BAND NUMBER ONE!

busy, busy, busy!

so 'the' week has finally come.

29th june,

debate - states.

lost at the first round.

to KSAH.

been hating them since last year.

really bummed out that we lost to them.

our substance, poi's and even format were waaaaayyy better than theirs.

they just won over style.

especially that dicky lau guy.

but then again, it was fair la.

we weren't as ready as they are.

and then comes 1st july.

aaaa!!!

the most important event of the year!

kedah state band competition 2009.

came to skool at 7.30.

warm up and everything.

and then we all sat down and arif, wendy, k.kina and i were giving 'inspirational' talks to the juniors.

we got on the bus at 9.

arrived at 11.

settled down and stuff.

took our instruments out to warm up.

waiting and waiting and waiting...

it's 2 pm.

check uniform.

saw my patient with a video camera shooting the band.

after we were checked,

went out, gave more inspirational talks.

and then we went in (we were the first team to perform).

started out with balqis.

the formation was super neat, no mistakes.

but the song was a little bit flat.

no time to tune.

and then MTA.

it was the best we have done!

and then.....

jeng jeng jeng...

havana!

k.aina's solo was wooohoooo!

and then everything started to go really really cool with no mistakes.

the song was really really good.

kaki semua sama.

and then my soli.

i couldn't reach up high, so i played the harmony and fiqa played the melody.

but it was really really good!

ms edna said it was beautiful.

woohoo!

and then everything goes correctly.

even the f horn section!!!

the drum solo.

everyone was cheering!

i salute zaf, hanisah and emilia because their 'li fa ri, do so fa' was the best they have ever done!

it was the best!

so we were watching the other skools after that.

ibrahim - not afraid of them that much.

che tom - the sound is good, but too many mistakes.

kj! - whoaaa! they have improved a lot!

pendang - no mistakes at all; song and formation.

at that point,

we know that it was either us or pendang.

che tom was out of the picture.

last year's champ wasn't that much of a champ this year.

then....

the results.

best preparation - che tom.

best drum major - kj.

third place - che tom.

second place - SBS BAND!!!

first place - pendang.

we were happy!

really really happy.

no one was sad at all.

this is because we have achieved what i said right after last year's result,

which was '2009, che tom mati!'.

and guess what!

in 2009, che tom mmg mati pon!!!!!

yayyyy!!!!

pendang deserved to win.

but 2010, SBS BAND will rise again!

badlishah, BOLEH!

badlishah, BOLEH!

badlishah, BOLEH!

big band, FEEEEEEEL!

who's the best? BADLISHAH!

who's the top? BADLISHAH!

badlishah, HO!

badlishah, HO!

badlishah, HO! HO! HO!

so now im skipping skool.

lying down on my bed and writing this blog post.

have to go to skool later.

robotics competition is on sunday!

beware of TRANSFORM-MAS!

will blog about the robotics competition when the day comes.

so, be waiting to read on my exciting and adventurous co-curriculum activities!

:-|

man in the mirror.

friday, 26th june 2009

kulim, malaysia.

my mom woke me up.

and as usual, i slept back again.

and then she woke me up again,

and i slept back again,

and then she woke me up again,

and this time, she said 'michael jackson dah mati'.

i could never ever sleep again after that.

i mean wtfff!

it's michael jackson!

THE michael jackson!

the ONE AND ONLY michael jackson!

he's not supposed to die yet!

he's the guy who's supposed to live until he's like 80/90...

it was the most shocking news ever.

i have his whole discography in my iTunes.

ALL original.

ALL ripped from his ORIGINAL albums.

that's how much i admire him.

i remember when i was a kid, it was the time when michael was big with 'black and white'.

mid '90s.

back then, whenever they play his music videos, i'd be scared.

because most of 'em are scary.

like thriller, earth song, ghost, scream.

i used to be really scared, but i'd close my eyes and listen to the song.

the only music video i watched entirely back then was 'you are not alone'.

and then when i was 11, it was this phase of my life where i want to be like him.

dressed like him.

talked like him.

sang his songs.

memorized 'em.

watched every single video of his.

played the old VHSs until the were crying for me to stop rewinding and playing 'em back again.

he was really influential.

and plus, ammani and i were planning to go to his concert in KL next year.

he can't die now.

'not when he's making a comeback' said Aainaa Hadi.

true.

very true.

and it took me his death to really really investigate deeply about his life.

and no, people.

he did not bleach his skin.

he had vitiligo,

the skin disease that makes your skin look like a cow.

but his case was the whole body.

but he did undergo a nose surgery.

despite the vitiligo,

despite the nose,

despite the untrue accusations about his child molestation problems,

despite the fact that he's a little cuckoo at times,

and like he said, it doesn't matter if you're black or white,

he's still NUMBER ONE.

and he will NEVER DIE.

just like elvis. ask yourself, when did elvis die*inspired by yahoo!*?

he never died.

and this will definitely happen with MJ.

because you, MJ, YOU ROCK MY WORLD!

goodbye, MJ.

thank you for the music, the inspiration and the influence.

the lyrics to my current favourite song. you wouldn't believe what it means... haha!

Maa Da Laadla

Movie Name: Dostana (2008)
Singer: Saleem
Music Director: Vishal-Shekhar
Lyrics: Kumaar
Year: 2008
Producer: Hiroo Yash Johar, Karan Johar
Director: Tarun Mansukhani
Actors: Abhishek Bachchan, John Abraham, Priyanka Chopra

(Munda Sada Doli Chad Gaya, Band Baj Gaya, Oye Hoye Hoye ) - 2

(Chad Ki Saariyaaan Ek Baariya, Dil Nu Laiyaan Ki Bemaariyan) - 3
(Munda Munde Naal Paunda Yaariyan) - 2
Sheraa Panda Nure Aunda Khwabee Maa Da Ujad Gaya..
(Maa Da Laadla Begad Gaya) - 4
(Munda Sada Doli Chad Gaya, Band Baj Gaya, Oye Hoye Hoye ) - 2

Hire Mile Na Isnu Ye Ranjhe Uthe Mar Gaaya
O Ho Hoh Hire Mile Na Isnu Ye Ranjhe Uthe Mar Gaaya
Gora Cheetha Mukhda Dekho Kala Kar Gaya
Yeh Hoya Sagai Ohy Karo
Kismat Chakraiye Ohy Karo
Jag Sara Hasse Ki Kariye
Hun Koi Na Dasse Ki Kariye
Mehendi Launda Sagun Paunda, Khwaab De Maa Ka Ujad Gaya
(Maa Da Laadla Begad Gaya) - 4
(Munda Sada Doli Chad Gaya, Band Baj Gaya, Oye Hoye Hoye ) - 2

(Hoo Rab Hi Jaane Isspe Kisda Peya Parchawa) - 2
Innu Raj Na Aaiyaaan Zulfon Da Thandiya Chaawa
Yeh Dhoop Vich Sadta Mar Janaa
Mere Kehde Padta Mar Jana
Inke Koi Sudhare Oye Roko
Khenda Bhoot Utare Oye Roko
Make Jodiyan Rud Todiyan
Bin Sade Kab Nipat Gaya
(Maa Da Laadla Begad Gaya) - 4
(Munda Sada Doli Chad Gaya, Band Baj Gaya, Oye Hoye Hoye ) - 2

(Chad Ki Saariyaaan Ek Baariya, Dil Nu Laiyaan Ki Bemaariyan) - 2
(Munda Munde Naal Paunda Yaariyan) - 2
Sheraa Panda Nure Aunda, Khwabee Maa Da Ujad Gaya ..
(Maa Da Laadla Begad Gaya) - 4
(Munda Sada Doli Chad Gaya, Band Baj Gaya, Oye Hoye Hoye ) - 2